Last Minute Bachelor Parties? Oh no! YOU FORGOT TO GET STRIPPERS? We Got You Covered. Fun and Sexy Bachelor party dancers. Hassle-free booking, no scams. Fun and Sexy dancers to your door. Our girls will brave the blizzards of Colorado to drive up to Breckenridge, Keystone, or Copperhead Mountain with one mountain pass to go over. Eisenhower tunnel can close at any time, 60 min to all night, so there is a real danger with risk to getting to your bachelor party.
The most popular package is Whisky Twins with Hennessy and Jameson, ‘the 2 asses appearing in the party bus photo above. Thats a Double Trouble Package with 2 dancers for 60-90 min depending on tipping they can stay longer and possibly end up in the hot tub..
Our strippers have costumes, Harry Potter, Star Wars, or can dress up in Snow Bunny outfits which is exclusive to Bare Assets strippers and one of our original costumes, Set aside cash in the budget for party games like body shots and whipped cream racing. After the whipped cream they will both be in the hot tub or a 2 girl shower to clean up that mess. Stripper hot tubing is always possible, depending on the Bachelor Party budget covered in another blog post. Note: no pictures allowed.
We’re The Best At Last Minute Bachelor Parties Hands Down! No One Comes Close!
Last minute parties are difficult to cover but Bare Assets, Denver’s top talent agency is always busy with parties in Denver, Breckenridge, Vail, and Aspen. So when you’ve finally made the ride from DIA to the Air BnB, you’re unpacked, started drinking a beer and everyone will ask, uh, so who ordered the strippers?
You go into a panic. Grab your phone and start to Google “best strippers in Denver”? Your search results are a bunch of sketchy out of state companies with websites from 1998. So outdated, but some even have phone numbers that look like they’re located in Denver, but in reality they’re located somewhere on the East Coast or Florida even!
At Bare Assets we’re known for taking care of last minute party planners. We’re fortunate to have available last minute talent, both men and women dancers that are Denver natives. They live right in Denver. We’re here to save the day. Don’t be a bad best man, call our party planners for honest hassle-free service. We’re local and dependable and we know all the best party spots.
If you need transportation for your last minute bachelor party reach out to our friends at Sunset Limousines and tell them that you’re requesting Bare Assets pricing!
Bare Assets last minute bachelor parties are legendary. We’re known for our fast, precise planning and assessing your overall needs and assists in special requests like this Bungee Jump World Record skit in Aspen. We created and place posters all around the front entrance showing this was the place for the world record blindfolded bungee jump.
We blindfolded him and his buddies drove him around for 10 min to disorient him. He was excited to fall but he only fell 6 feet into 3 ft of snow..We had a warm tent set up with 3 sexy snow bunnies, music and dancing.
We Invented Last Minute Bachelor Parties
Bare Assets offers an unparalleled solution for those planning last minute bachelor parties, ensuring that the event remains memorable and exciting. Specializing in providing professional entertainment, Bare Assets has a reputation for reliability and excellence, making them a top choice for those in need of high-quality, last minute arrangements. With a diverse roster of talent, they cater to a wide range of preferences and themes, guaranteeing that every bachelor party is unique and tailored to the guest of honor’s tastes.
If you’re one of those best men last minute bachelor parties don’t take precedence over everything else and plan poorly, well, give us a call and let’s see what Bare Assets can do for you! No need to panic!
Their seamless booking process and dedicated customer service make it incredibly easy to organize an event, even with tight deadlines. Whether it’s the allure of skilled dancers or the charm of charismatic entertainers, Bare Assets brings a touch of class and excitement to any celebration. Their commitment to professionalism and discretion ensures that every party is not just a success, but also a stress-free experience for the organizer.
Choosing Bare Assets for a last minute bachelor party means opting for a hassle-free, unforgettable night that will be talked about for years to come, making them the go-to option for those looking to make a lasting impression without the extensive planning typically required for such events.